Monday, December 29, 2008

This is my favorite

I tried this one year. I know. It's a kinda greedy thing to do when you are supposed to be good, but you can't blame a kid for trying. What about in the oldie days when all guys had to wear was tights and junk? Are you tellin me that they didn't hang those jobbers up on the fire place or on the bedpost for Santa to fill up with stuff?Cuz a stokkin is my favrite part. You hang those guys up all empty and flat and you wake up an they are filled with a millyin little things all from the toe to the top! It's my mom's favrite too. She gets always an ormanent and a letter from Daddy which makes her get all misty and crying like in her eyes.But it's not for sad reesins she says. It's for happy ones. And it makes her kiss on Daddy which he says is his best present.So, I useyully turn my hair red like a holly berry. And those are stokkins that I made for me and Scratches this year. Abby Cadabra got my baby stokkin. We like to make stokkins in our family. I always get a big thick comic with lots of pages. I got a piece of birch branch to make a new wand! There was a choklit octapus and some gummy red fishes. And a Every Color Crayon. And a Sew It Up puppit kit. And a snowflake necklass made out of dyminds. And some nice warm socks. And some stick on butterfly wings! Scratcheses stokkin had a catnip mowse and some cat grass for helpin him to throw up a hairball and some socks and a little coat for him to wear when we go out walking. And there was this fakey bird that flies around for him to chase. And a new jingle toy and the top of a milk jug that he likes to play fetch with!
After we did stokkins we eated a breakfast and opened the presents that Santa brought. Then Elixir gets opened and we make a dinner for as many people as we can all day. There is Apple Cider with sometimes Rum, but not for kids. There is hot bread and butter. And Grampy made big cauldrons of chili and soup. And there is pans of collyflowers roasted and brussuls sprowts and chestnuts. I know that some kids don't like them, but they never had the ones we got at Elixir. And there is baked mushroom and cheeze luzanyah. Tomato pie with tomatoes that was preserved from summer. And then there is some roasted meats and gravys.
I got to decorate the cookies which everyone seems to like alot.
And then at night after Elixir is closed we open presents that we made for each other. And then pick the theme for next year's Yuletide Celebration. It is our trudishin. I think it is a good one. We always have fun. We all put a theme in a hat. A theme is like a kind of thing. Like lumberjack or princess, or pirate, or something. And then another hat gots everybody's name in it. You pick a name and that's the person you gotta make a present for. And then the theme is the type of celebration and decorations and ornaments that there will be!
Should I tell you who I got for next year? Don't tattle, but it is Wyatt,Tansy's boyfriend!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

This stuff is great

I got some of this today at Mr. McGumm's Weirdtastic Wagon today when my family and me was in Spectral Park. You never know if those wagons of his will be landed or flying around looking for new and cool stuff, so when you see them somewhere make sure you run up right away and buy something. Because it might not be in there next time! I love this junk! It's always good when you need to make snow and sled down the stairs.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Blustery good

We got Snow! It is now December and when me and Scratches waked up thasmornin' we saw big flakes whooshing around! I digged into the mittens box for my winter socks and tights and I made a pompom for my ice skates! Because a day like today means the weather wizards freezed the lake in Spectral Park! So me and Scratches and Daddy will go over there and take a skate before I go to Monstersorri School. And I get to take hot choklit in a thermiss for after lunch. (But I sneaked a little before! Don't tattle!)
I don't like being cold, but I sure like winter! I get to wear fuzzy boots. And we can make snow monsters and forts and igloos and snowballs.
The city looks pretty and when the trolley comes around it's all got jingle bells instead of a ding ding bell. And there is always a chestnut fire guy on every corner. And a churros guy. Those things are like a long donut with cimanumsugar that you dip into hot choklit. But the hot chokit is more like pudding which is not a bad thing.