A Dad is Guy

Today is Father's Day and I maked my dad some of my favorite breakfast foods. It was Booberry pamcakes and surrip. See, this is how they looked in that big heavy pan that Gramberry's got. See those littlest pamcakes that are stuck on the other one? Only big as a booberry? Those are my super fave ones. They are yum crunchy ones and I wanted to make all of them real small like that, but Mom and Gram said it would be lunchtime by the time Daddy got his breakfast.
Then Gram took me and Scratches down to make some pamcakes for Grampy and Mommy stayed with Daddy, I think to share those pamcakes because when we were walking downstairs I heard them making 'Mmmm" Yummy sounds!

And here is a poetry I made for my Daddy, too. I'm sure this goes for Abby Cadabra too, cuz when I readed it to her, she said "Gleeh Gah!" and other baby junk she says when she is happy.

"A great dad is a guy who stands up for us all.
For the Mom and the Kids and the pets big and small....
He hugs and he kisses...
throws us high in the air...
He cuddles with us in the big, comfy, chair.
He showed me how to put cards in the spokes of my broom
to make a cool sound when I really zoom!
He leads by a'zample
He's caring and he's kind.
He always makes time to listen
to the stuff on my mind.
He sings me songs, makes up stories
we go for walks holding my hand.
I think that I got the bestest dad in the land.
We shovel snow, splash in puddles
And catch fire flys in a jar...
I think that he'll even teach me to drive in a car!
He loves us and asseps us just as we are.
He is a guy you can count on to be there for you.
He loves us and always tells you what's true.
He prateks us from harm
He is strong and he's funny
We would not trade this guy for a bag full of money!
I can't say it enough and us kids are real glad
that we have such a person like you for our Dad.

My Gram

So after we eated brunch on Mother's Day (which I made the pancakes of...)all of the ladies in our family got the big picture book out and added some new ones into it. But, what I like best is to get to look through the old ones and get somebody to tell me a story about them.
Like this one of my Gramberry. It was a real long time ago when Gram was not even married to Grampy! She's got the big Spellbook with her and her brushes and paints and pens and junk to use to add new spells to it. And look at her cool boots with the buttons on them. And that's Miss Dandylion Fluff, Gram's first cat-in her wicker carrier. And look at Gram's roundy sootcase. Don't you love that witches can shrink all their junk down real small so that it fits into one bag. Gram said she even had her bed and her favorite chair and her cauldrons in there!

This she was when just about to get on the big Drijab-Duhrijabul (which is a big balloon shaped like a football that gots like a house thing under it so a ton of guys can fly in it.) and fly over the ocean to collect spells from other countries. And, it was on this trip that she meeted Grampy for the first time who was transfered someplace for the Big War. Him and a bunch of the guys who come over to play cards at our house in the now times were in the Magickal Defense Corps back in the Oldy Days. Gram said that she was super so scared to get on that Drijathingie. Which is kinda funny-a witch who is afraid of flying. But I guess it kinda makes sense. On my broom I do the steering. And in that other thingie, some other guy is doing the driving.

This is my favorite

I tried this one year. I know. It's a kinda greedy thing to do when you are supposed to be good, but you can't blame a kid for trying. What about in the oldie days when all guys had to wear was tights and junk? Are you tellin me that they didn't hang those jobbers up on the fire place or on the bedpost for Santa to fill up with stuff?Cuz a stokkin is my favrite part. You hang those guys up all empty and flat and you wake up an they are filled with a millyin little things all from the toe to the top! It's my mom's favrite too. She gets always an ormanent and a letter from Daddy which makes her get all misty and crying like in her eyes.But it's not for sad reesins she says. It's for happy ones. And it makes her kiss on Daddy which he says is his best present.So, I useyully turn my hair red like a holly berry. And those are stokkins that I made for me and Scratches this year. Abby Cadabra got my baby stokkin. We like to make stokkins in our family. I always get a big thick comic with lots of pages. I got a piece of birch branch to make a new wand! There was a choklit octapus and some gummy red fishes. And a Every Color Crayon. And a Sew It Up puppit kit. And a snowflake necklass made out of dyminds. And some nice warm socks. And some stick on butterfly wings! Scratcheses stokkin had a catnip mowse and some cat grass for helpin him to throw up a hairball and some socks and a little coat for him to wear when we go out walking. And there was this fakey bird that flies around for him to chase. And a new jingle toy and the top of a milk jug that he likes to play fetch with!
After we did stokkins we eated a breakfast and opened the presents that Santa brought. Then Elixir gets opened and we make a dinner for as many people as we can all day. There is Apple Cider with sometimes Rum, but not for kids. There is hot bread and butter. And Grampy made big cauldrons of chili and soup. And there is pans of collyflowers roasted and brussuls sprowts and chestnuts. I know that some kids don't like them, but they never had the ones we got at Elixir. And there is baked mushroom and cheeze luzanyah. Tomato pie with tomatoes that was preserved from summer. And then there is some roasted meats and gravys.
I got to decorate the cookies which everyone seems to like alot.
And then at night after Elixir is closed we open presents that we made for each other. And then pick the theme for next year's Yuletide Celebration. It is our trudishin. I think it is a good one. We always have fun. We all put a theme in a hat. A theme is like a kind of thing. Like lumberjack or princess, or pirate, or something. And then another hat gots everybody's name in it. You pick a name and that's the person you gotta make a present for. And then the theme is the type of celebration and decorations and ornaments that there will be!
Should I tell you who I got for next year? Don't tattle, but it is Wyatt,Tansy's boyfriend!

This stuff is great

I got some of this today at Mr. McGumm's Weirdtastic Wagon today when my family and me was in Spectral Park. You never know if those wagons of his will be landed or flying around looking for new and cool stuff, so when you see them somewhere make sure you run up right away and buy something. Because it might not be in there next time! I love this junk! It's always good when you need to make snow and sled down the stairs.

Blustery good

We got Snow! It is now December and when me and Scratches waked up thasmornin' we saw big flakes whooshing around! I digged into the mittens box for my winter socks and tights and I made a pompom for my ice skates! Because a day like today means the weather wizards freezed the lake in Spectral Park! So me and Scratches and Daddy will go over there and take a skate before I go to Monstersorri School. And I get to take hot choklit in a thermiss for after lunch. (But I sneaked a little before! Don't tattle!)
I don't like being cold, but I sure like winter! I get to wear fuzzy boots. And we can make snow monsters and forts and igloos and snowballs.
The city looks pretty and when the trolley comes around it's all got jingle bells instead of a ding ding bell. And there is always a chestnut fire guy on every corner. And a churros guy. Those things are like a long donut with cimanumsugar that you dip into hot choklit. But the hot chokit is more like pudding which is not a bad thing.

If I were President...

It would be a cotton candy world! And...a noodle world!

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Have you ever seen those recycling Robots? I like these ones that eat the bottles and it gets all like burned or something in their bellies because they got a big...fire thingie in them. What do you call it a thing that makes a super hot fire like a dragon? Hotter than boiling water for noodles? A boiler? OH! or a furnace!
Okay, so the furnace makes the bottles all like a lava from a volcano. And then they make glass bubbles come out of their butts!!!!! And they are cool and all swirly of different colors.
I want to drive one of those guys when I grow up! The drivers get to sit in the brain part. And they have a cool headlight eyeball up there that they can shine all over the place!